10.2.16

MEET THE 'MUMU-GAL'

Alias 'Nice-gal' 'Doormat'
Everyone has known a "nice-gal". She is a woman who will overcompensate, giving everything to a man she barely knows, without him having to invest much in the relationship. 

She's the woman who gives blindly because she want so much attentions to be reciprocated. She's the gal who goes along with what she thinks her man will like or wants because she wants to keep the relationship at all cost. 

If you like yin-mu (Push your nose up) in a scornful way. Na you sabi. Every woman, at some point, has been there.

Do you know the most ridiculous relationship advice that makes me pinch myself  and gets me scream what the heck! Over & over again. Is the  fashion magazines that gives ridiculous relationship advice.


Hmm! I understand why the "MuMu-Gal", sorry I mean "Nice-Gal" is eager to overcompensate.Guess what's ridiculous about what the magazines' writers who gives relationship tips says:


"Play hard to get, then cook a nice serious Scrumpous-pinash-Salad with some Crispy-rice. Or better still cook  a nice mouth  watering: Effo-riro with some crabs, snails, brokoto and Pounded yam...don't forget the exotic sprinkled red wine you drove two hours  or enter Molue to get at Shoprite. Then serve it all to him on the second date, wearing a sexy black or red lace nightie."

Please give a big round of applause to the greatest "Mumu" in town.
What is this recipe for? Disaster.
 Especially when it comes to dealing, with a man.

Warning: If you chase him in a black/red nightie, first he'll have sex with you...and then he'll run.
Why do men run from a situation like this? Find-out in the next post.




CREDIT TO:

Sapphire Bukola Joseph For Being A Bitch-Ass Researcher .

Sherry Argon For Being a Bitch Ass Author

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